Why wait?

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy (easy to get hehehehe...)
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

So women out there just keep staying on top of the tree and wait for your monkey! hehehehe... Just make sure your location is not too high that it's already impossible for someone to get you or else sag a little bit so you could be within reach...